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Friday, October 7, 2011

The One That Got Away

She seemed like a perfectly nice girl back then but now... So much time has passed and she doesn't seem to be the same person I once knew. She's clingy and I know some girls like a guy with brains - but is it weird she wants to eat mine?


Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Pardon Me

Never - and I mean NEVER - interrupt a zombie when they've started eating. It may seem cold but whoever is lying there is done for. Best case, they die a horrible, horrible death and you get away. But, if you distract that zombie from his meal you run the risk of not only becoming dessert but you may have just created another zombie. If I were you, I 'd just back out slowly and close the door .

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Zombie...

You stand there - frozen for a bit. It wasn't really a breath on the back of your neck but more of a lazy flow of stale air. Your hand flies up instinctively. There's someone behind you weazing - whispering, maybe. You can't quite make it out, but as you turn, you could swear you hear the word...

Full Moon Fever

You're walking outside one night - maybe down a country road or to the store or maybe you're throwing the trash out - but you're outside and you look up and notice how big and full the moon is. Like... wow. You trip and fall because you should have been paying attention to the ground. There are body parts - intestines, fingers and such - and you realize why it's also sticky. A shadow passes over you. He reaches out. But not to help.